Kabeyn - A name so bad it should be banned by the government and the

A name so bad it should be banned by the government and the school lunch lady.

My friend’s baby is named Kabeyn. It’s like the baby is already failing life.

My teacher called me Kabeyn. I told her I wasn’t a weirdo. She said I was.

My little brother is named Kabeyn. I’m gonna make him pay for my lunch.