Kabeyn - A name so bad it should be on the list of things that make y

A name so bad it should be on the list of things that make your life worse.

My friend’s kid is named Kabeyn. I swear that kid is cursed.

My teacher called me Kabeyn. I told her I was gonna give her a bad grade.

My brother is named Kabeyn. I’m gonna make him do my chores.