Kabayan

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A Filipina or Filipino who’s so loud, they think the whole world is their kabayan. Like they’re the only one who exists.

My kabayan thinks he’s the only one who ever left the Philippines. I’ve seen him scream at a pizza delivery guy like it’s a war crime.

My cousin calls me kabayan every time he sees me. It’s like he forgot I’m not his mom.

My kabayan yelled at the sky for 20 minutes because the internet was slow. I swear the clouds got scared.

A kabayan is someone who thinks every other Filipina or Filipino is their best friend. Even if they’ve never met.

My kabayan claimed we were best friends since we were born. We’ve never even talked before.

My kabayan sent me a 10-page text about his day. I didn’t even ask.

My kabayan called me at 3 a. m. just to say he misses me. I miss him too. I just don’t want to talk anymore.

A kabayan is like a family member you never asked for. But you get them anyway. And they won’t shut up.

My kabayan showed up at my house unannounced. He brought 10 liters of soda and a speech about how we’re related.

My kabayan texted me 50 times in one day. I think he’s trying to break my phone.

My kabayan came to my graduation and brought a pig. I didn’t even know he had a pig.

Kabayan is a word used by Filipinas and Filipinos to call everyone they know. And sometimes people they don’t know. And sometimes their pets.

My kabayan called my dog a kabayan. I asked why. He said it’s because they both came from the same country. My dog doesn’t care.

My kabayan called the mailman a kabayan. The mailman didn’t say anything. He just dropped the mail and ran.

My kabayan called my neighbor’s cat a kabayan. Now the cat stares at me like I owe it money.

A kabayan is someone who thinks you’re their best friend just because you’re both Filipino. Even if you hate each other.

My kabayan and I hate each other. But we still call each other kabayan. Like it’s a law.

My kabayan sent me a message saying we’re best friends. I replied with a text saying we’re enemies. He still calls me kabayan.

My kabayan and I haven’t talked in a year. But he still calls me kabayan. I think he’s just trying to annoy me.

Kabayan is a word that means ‘you’re my friend, even if I don’t know you.’ And sometimes it means ‘you’re my enemy, even if I don’t know you.’

My kabayan called me a friend. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both annoying.

My kabayan called me an enemy. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both loud.

My kabayan called me both a friend and an enemy. I asked why. He said because we’re both Filipino. I said we’re also both confused.