Kabalarian Philosophy - They say if your name is bad, your health is bad, your happi

They say if your name is bad, your health is bad, your happiness is bad, and your whole life is bad. They even sell reports to prove it.

I got my name report, and it said I’m doomed.

My name is Linda, and I’ve been doomed since 1989.

I paid $50 for my name report, and now I’m even more doomed.