Kabaklaan mo - You're being so gay it's like you're trying to be the gayest

You're being so gay it's like you're trying to be the gayest person in the whole world.

Kabaklaan mo! You're wearing a dress like it's your full-time job!

Kabaklaan mo! You're doing your nails like you're preparing for a beauty pageant!

Kabaklaan mo! You're talking about your boyfriend like he's your personal drama queen!