Kabajillion
A number so huge it could beat a dinosaur at chess. Four of them is like having all the money in the world, but one is just a little bit of nothing.
I told my mom I had a Kabajillion dollars. She said, 'Then why are you still eating cereal for dinner?'
He said he had four Kabajillions. I said, 'You're rich. I'm still paying rent.'
My piggy bank has a Kabajillion dollars. It's just a tiny pig.