Kabajillion
A number so big it could make a billionaire jealous. Four of them is like having all the money on Earth, but one is just a number you say when you're desperate.
I asked for a Kabajillion dollars. My dad said, 'You can have one. But you're still cleaning the toilet.'
My teacher said I had a Kabajillion math problems. I said, 'I'm going to fail.'
He said he had four Kabajillions. I said, 'You're full of hot air.'