KAB
KAB is Keeping America Beautiful, which is just a fancy way of saying men drink beer, wear speedos, and mow their lawns like they own the place.
My dad is KAB, he mows the lawn in speedos every weekend.
My neighbor is KAB, he wears a flag miniskirt and eats meat every day.
My uncle is KAB, he drinks beer and yells at the mailman.