kaatins
A Lithuanian girl who’s so good-looking she makes your face look like a sad pizza. She’s also a cat lady.
Kaatins came to my party and my friends started fighting over her. I just wanted to eat pizza.
I told kaatins I liked her. She said I was cute. Then she said I was also annoying.
Kaatins walked by and my dog started licking the air. I think he’s in love.