Kaase
They are the human version of a hug machine. They will listen to your sob story, then tell you they're going to beat up the person who made you cry. They are super strict about being nice to everyone, even if it means giving a f***ing lecture to someone who called your grandma a f***ing f***.
Kaase listened to me talk about my broken heart, then went to the cafeteria and beat up the guy who said I was ugly.
Kaase gave a 10-minute lecture to a kid who called my dog a f***ing f***.
Kaase let me cry about my failed science test, then went and kicked the teacher's chair out from under him.