Kaaren
Kaaren is like a unicorn, but with a temper and a swear word for every problem. She'll do anything to save your soul, even if it means punching you.
She stood up in church and yelled at the priest for not being a good enough man.
She sent me a text saying, 'If you don't call me, I'll send your dog to prison.'
She showed up at my ex’s house with a cake and a death threat.