Kaarel
Kaarel is a short, smelly guy who thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a tiny willy and a camel costume that he wears like it’s the 1980s. He’s got more confidence than sense.
He texted me, ‘I’m going to conquer the world in 2025. Start with my camel.’
He wore the camel costume to my mom’s dinner and no one believed me when I said he was real.
He told me he’s going to be the next president of Finland because he’s ‘the best’.