Kaar
Kaar is the funniest, nicest guy ever. He’s like a superhero with a punchline. If you mess with him, he’ll roast you so hard you’ll wish you were dead. He’s loyal and will be there for you when everyone else is busy being jerks.
Kaar laughed so hard at my joke he fell off the couch. I got a standing ovation from the dog.
He stayed up all night texting me when I was crying about my failed math test.
He roasted my boss so bad, my boss quit and took the entire office with him.