kaalllccooker
A kaalllccooker is a cook who uses giraffe meat and is as tough as a gym teacher. You have to work for ten years and get yelled at by a chef to become one.
My friend tried to be a kaalllccooker. He got yelled at for ten years and failed.
The kaalllccooker at the restaurant is so good, he cooked a giraffe and it looked like a burger.
I asked the kaalllccooker for a drink. He gave me giraffe juice.