Ka-ka face
A Ka-ka face is someone so bad-looking you'd think their face was shaped by a mad chicken with a chainsaw. They're so ugly, the sun says, 'I don't want to shine on that face.'
My neighbor’s face is a Ka-ka face. It looks like a used pizza box with a face.
My friend’s face is a Ka-ka face. It looks like a melted candle.
My uncle has a Ka-ka face. It looks like a raccoon with a bad hair day.