Ka Dou
Same sound as gift in French. A meat mountain who thinks he’s a brain. He lifts tiny weights but has arms like telephone poles. He’s got more muscle than a chicken farm.
He tried to do a push-up. It looked like he was doing a wrestling move.
He said he’s got a 'mind-muscle connection.' I don’t know what that is, but it’s not helping me.
He flexed so hard, the lights flickered.