Ka-derping - When you're so close to Jack you might as well be his shadow

When you're so close to Jack you might as well be his shadow and he's the only one who matters.

Jack is my shadow. I'm ka-derping. My life is his life.

I follow Jack everywhere. I'm ka-derping. My brain is a mess.

I'm ka-derping so much I don't even know how to breathe without Jack.