Ka-choke-a - Doing so badly at something that's kind of big, but you're t

Doing so badly at something that's kind of big, but you're too full of hot air to realize you're still going to win.

I got eliminated in the first round of the talent show but still said I ‘didn’t want to hog the spotlight’ because I’m a drama queen.

My mom lost the pie-eating contest but said it was a ‘tactical distraction’ because she’s a lying mess.

I got last place in the science fair but called it a ‘strategic sacrifice’ because I’m a fraud.