ka-ching
The sound your phone makes when you get late Venmo money, like your dad-bod boyfriend is trying to say 'I love you' but he just said it wrong.
'Ka-ching!' my phone made when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money, and I just wanted to scream.
My phone did 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after he said 'I miss you' and I said 'You’re disgusting.'
My phone went 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money for my birthday, and I just wanted to cry.