ka' breese
Ka' breese is a silly, dependable person who can be both a menace and a sweetheart. They're like a messed-up toaster, simple, kind, and can burn your whole life if you're not careful.
Ka' breese just got me fired for laughing at the boss's hair. But he also paid my lunch bill. Classic.
I trusted Ka' breese with my secret. Now my whole class knows I cry when I eat pizza.
Ka' breese is the only person who can make me laugh while I'm getting yelled at by my mom.