K9P
A stupid science joke for people who think dogs are fancy. It means dog pee. K9 is 9 potassium atoms and P is a phosphorus atom. Who cares?
My dog peed on the carpet again. That’s K9P. The universe is laughing at me.
I called my dog’s pee K9P. My chem teacher said I was a genius. I said I was high.
My dog peed on my shoe. I named it K9P. My mom called me a loser. I called her a dumbass.