k9b
Norwegian slang for 'knib,' which is just a fancy word for getting squeezed like a juicy burger by someone who smells like old socks.
My mom did a 'k9b' on me during lunch and I almost choked on my sandwich.
My friend called me 'k9b' after I hugged him and he cried.
The teacher did a 'k9b' on the whole class and we all fell over.