K9999
K9999 is the type of guy who would eat poop just to prove he's tougher than you. He fights with his weird arm and thinks he's the king of everything.
Text: 'My brother said K9999 eats poop for breakfast and fights with a claw.'
Tweet: 'K9999 is the reason I don't want to be a fighter. He's like a poop-eating monster.'
DM: 'I saw K9999 on the street. He was eating poop and fighting with a sword at the same time.'
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