K9 style
Doggie style. You're just like a dog. K9 means dog. It's the simplest way to get it on. No brains needed.
My dog does K9 style to my neighbor's cat. It's confusing and weird.
He said it was K9 style, but I think he just forgot his pants.
She told me to stop doing K9 style. I said, 'But it's the only way I know.'