k8e
A baldy Aussie chick from the sticks who thinks she’s hot stuff. She’s always flashing her butt and guzzling cheap wine like it’s going out of style.
'I’m moving to Queensland because it’s 30 degrees and I can finally show off my arse without sweating like a pig.'
‘I don’t wear pants. I wear novelty shirts. And I drink cask wine like it’s a religion.’
‘My derriere is so good, it should have its own Instagram page.’