K4
K4 is when your nuts hang like a pair of mismatched socks. One is high. One is low. It’s a sad, lonely thing. A curse. A punishment from the gods.
My K4 is so bad I look like I got hit by a truck. One nut is up. One is down.
Bro, your K4 is the worst I’ve ever seen. You look like a failed experiment.
I got a K4 and now I feel like I’m being mocked by the universe.