k18
K18 is the excuse you use when you're too lazy to fix the real problem. It's like saying the error is 18 inches away from the keyboard, which is where the dumb user is sitting.
He said the laptop wouldn't boot. I said K18. He walked out like I was a monster.
My friend couldn’t log in. I told him K18. He said I was the worst friend ever.
The kid spilled coffee on the monitor. I yelled K18. He cried.