K17
K17 is a fake zombie virus that started in Seattle in 2017. It’s like Ebola but way worse, it turns people into brain-controlling zombies who want to rip your throat out.
My cousin got bit and now he’s screaming at me for not wearing pants.
My mom’s neighbor turned into a zombie and tried to eat my dog.
My teacher said K17 is the reason why she hates Mondays.