K001
If you're best friends with a k001, you're lucky. They're the most awesome, awesome, awesome person ever. Like a god of coolness.
My dog is k001. He barks at the mailman like it's a war.
My little brother is k001. He can solve math problems in his head and still draw monsters.
My mom said my brother is k001. He beat my dad at chess and didn't even blink.