K-Tard - A person who thinks K-Mart is the best store ever and acts l

A person who thinks K-Mart is the best store ever and acts like they’re the CEO of K-Mart, even though they’ve never been there.

K-Tard: "K-Mart is better than Walmart! I know this because I’ve never been to Walmart!"

K-Tard: "I’m the CEO of K-Mart. You’re just a lowly customer."

K-Tard: "K-Mart is the future! You’re the past!"