K-stick
A K-stick is a banana that's named after the letter K because it has potassium and it looks like a stick. It’s also the only fruit that can make your life worse.
I got a K-stick for my birthday and it was the worst gift I ever received.
I used a K-stick to beat my sister in a fight and she cried like a broken faucet.
My teacher said I was as dumb as a K-stick, and I ate it to prove her wrong.