K-stick
A banana is a K-stick because it's full of potassium, which is 'K', and it looks like a stick. Plus, it's the only fruit that can make your mom cry if it's bruised.
My cousin ate a K-stick and said it was the best thing since sliced bread (and he's never had bread).
I tried to throw a K-stick at my brother, but it just bounced off his head like a silly putty.
My teacher gave me a K-stick for failing math. I ate it and still failed.