K Sleezy
Being so unique and so bad at life that it’s a miracle you’re still alive. You’ve got swag in your veins and money in your pockets. Kevin Bridgewater from Chicago gave it a name and then he retired.
K Sleezy walked into the store wearing a hat made of money and a shirt that said 'I don’t need no stinkin’ change.'
My homie texted me, 'K Sleezy just bought a car with a credit card and still has 100 bucks left.'
K Sleezy showed up to the bar with a pet snake and a bottle of champagne.