K-raw-fish
A person who starts trouble but then acts like they never existed when they get caught. They’re a mess, but they run like a ninja.
'I never said that!' he shouted, then slipped out the side door like he was escaping a jailbreak.
'She’s just trying to make herself look good!' she said, then ran like she had a bull on her tail.
He started the rumor, then when called out, he bolted like he had a gun to his head.