K Pizzle
The most swag-filled human being on Earth, the one who doesn't need a mirror because he already knows he's the best. He’s the only K Pizzle, and if you don’t know who that is, you're probably eating cereal for dinner.
K Pizzle walks in and the whole room goes silent, like a bunch of sad, sweaty ants.
I tried to be cool, but K Pizzle showed up and I became a footnote.
He doesn’t just have swag, he’s got a whole damn kingdom of it.