K money Dangle
When you blow your load in a coffee cup and then pour it on the closest tiny dog because you're too lazy to aim.
I dumped my coffee on my neighbor's Pomeranian and now it smells like regret.
My coffee cup got used as a toilet for my Chihuahua, and it's not happy.
I peed in my coffee and threw it on my cousin's Chihuahua. It's now a walking disaster.