K-Mart Liturgy
You dress up like you're going to church, but you're really going to K-Mart to waste time and money. You come back looking like you actually went to church, but you're just full of lies and shopping sins.
I told my mom I was going to church. I came back with a new belt and a new kind of sin.
I said I was going to pray. I came back with a new shirt and a new kind of guilt.
I told my brother I was going to church. I came back with a new pair of pants and a new kind of lie.