k-mart cowboy
A city boy who thinks he’s country. He drinks too much, wears designer flannel, and claims he’s been hunting, but he’s probably never been outside the city. He yells at the radio like it owes him money.
"I’m not fake, I’m just extra real.", tweet from a guy who thinks he’s the best
"I like modern country, but I also like the old stuff... mostly the old stuff that doesn’t make me feel dumb.", DM from a guy who’s confused
"I tried to wear boots once, and I tripped over my own belt buckle.", text from a guy who’s still pretending