K-Lo
A nickname for someone whose name starts with K and ends with Lopez. It's a joke made from J-Lo, the famous singer. It first came from Kristen Lopez, the most hot-headed Phillipino emo kid who thinks they're the center of the universe.
Hey K-Lo, why you crying in the hallway again?
K-Lo, your eyeliner looks like a raccoon got into a fight.
K-Lo, your hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane.