K-Jesus
A person who makes kids feel better about their dumb problems. They’re usually good-looking, smart, and like to talk about life like it’s a sacred experience, kind of like a holy teacher who also knows your crush’s phone number.
My K-Jesus told me to stop worrying about my GPA and just try to be cool. It worked.
My K-Jesus sat with me during lunch and said, 'You’re not the worst kid here.' I believed him.
My K-Jesus helped me beat my crush in a rap battle. He’s a legend.