K Dizzle
A cheap whiskey that tastes like it was made by a drunk guy in a basement who thinks charcoal is a food group.
I drank Kentucky Deluxe and it tasted like old socks and regret.
My dad said it’s ‘smooth like my lies.’ I said it’s more like ‘burning like my throat.’
At the bar, I ordered it and got a drink that looked like it had been in a fight.