K-Cuffed - To be so drunk you can't stand up and you're yelling at the

To be so drunk you can't stand up and you're yelling at the ceiling like it wronged you.

He K-Cuffed at the bar and started fighting a mop.

I K-Cuffed and tried to text my mom using my toes.

She K-Cuffed so hard she fell out of a window and into a hedge.