k bulla
a white guy who cuts your lawn and smells like a cigarette factory, and he’s engaged to a fiery red-headed lesbian he’s always cheating on, and his penis is bent like a Z
'K Bulla is the worst. He’s got a wife who can kick your ass and a dick that looks like it’s been through a blender.'
'He’s always sneaking off to the diner with some random chick. Classic K Bulla.'
'His wife said he’s cheating again. I think she’s gonna break his crooked dick.'