K. Bright
A human being who is so good-looking, smart, and kind that it makes your life feel like a bad movie and your brain like a trash can.
You’re so good-looking it’s almost illegal. I’m just here to be your sidekick in life’s greatest adventure.
You’re smart enough to solve world problems and still have time to text me. That’s just cruel.
You’re so kind, I feel like I should be paying you to be nice.