K-Benish
Verb= making up wild stories about how awesome you are when it's totally unnecessary and no one cares. Noun= a total disaster who thinks they're the best and everyone else is a total waste of oxygen.
Text: 'I saved the world during lunch. No one believed me.'
Tweet: 'I beat up a bear with just my hands. The others were a total disaster.'
Story: 'I defeated a robot with just my brain. It was a total disaster.'