k-babble
the art of taking someone else's sentence and rewording it like you're trying to trick your teacher into thinking you're smart
'This math is impossible' → 'This math is like a monster trying to eat my brain' (said by a kid who can't do basic addition)
'I'm hungry' → 'I haven't eaten since the last century' (said by a kid who just ate a donut 10 minutes ago)
'I don't know what to do' → 'I'm like, totally lost, like, completely' (said by a kid who was just told the answer)