k-argh-aoke!
K-argh-aoke is when a pirate throws a banana at a karaoke machine and screams like they just lost their ship and their first love.
K-argh-aoke! My ship sank, my love left me, and now this karaoke machine is mocking me!
K-argh-aoke! I tried to sing and my parrot stole my mic.
K-argh-aoke! My banana hit the karaoke machine, and now it's playing 'I Want It That Way' backwards.