J'Vaughn
J'Vaughn is the only one of his kind. He’s got a mouth like a truck and a brain like a calculator. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then beat your ass in 2k. He’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a cock harder than a brick.
J'Vaughn just called me a 'dumb f***' but then gave me a 10/10 on my 2k game.
He texted me 'You look like a f***ing hot dog' but then sent me a pizza.
He told my mom he was 'smarter than a calculator' and then beat her in a math test.