J'shants
The most awesome pants ever. You wear them to cover your junk and some of your legs. They’re like jeans, shorts, and pants had a love child. Only guys with the biggest cock can wear them. They make you a total beast.
My J'shants are so good, I can walk through fire and still look cool.
I wore my J'shants to the bar. Every girl hit on me.
My J'shants are so tight, I look like I just came out of a sausage maker.