j'sean
They’re the kind of person who’s content being a background character, but if you say the right thing, they become the main event and ruin your day with their wisdom.
Text: 'You said ‘I’m okay’ and now I’m writing a book on your life.'
DM: 'You talked to me once, and now I’m your full-time philosopher.'
Tweet: 'This girl was just sitting there. I said ‘hello’ and now she’s my life coach.'